“I love sarcastic people with high vocabularies”
— (via antiqeu)

(via bloodstainedrazors)

“She was too quiet, or she was too loud. She took things too seriously, or not seriously at all. She was too sensitive, or too cold-hearted. She hated with every fiber of her being, or loved with every piece of her heart. There was no in-between for her. It was either all or nothing. She wanted everything but settled for nothing.”

elizabitchtaylor:

  • do not comment on what I’m eating
  • do not comment on how much i’m eating
  • do not comment on how little i’m eating
  • do not comment on how healthy it is
  • do not comment on how unhealthy it is
  • do 
  • not
  • comment
  • on
  • what
  • i’m
  • eating

(via heartshapedbones)

deanwinchestersshortshorts:

themockingjayfromgallifrey:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

wellthisisverymuch:

hiddlestalker:

perks-of-fangirling:

yourvoiceinnovember:

plat-inum:

jeanwantsatumblr:

monkaroo:

thewriterhouse:

Can you imagine reading in one of these during a rainstorm?

Imagine having this though. No wind. No bugs. No critters. You’re own little bubble. I legitimately need this in my life.

Imagine forcing a cat in there with you  

there are two types of people

What if you farted and you couldn’t get out and you pretty much gassed yourself to death

three. three types of people

you could preserve a dead body

Correction, four types.

Imagine if the Zombie Apocalypse started and you were just like this Human Hamster Wheel, mowing them down left and right as they pawed at the cylindrical surface… not comprehending why they could see you, but not reach your warm, delicious flesh. 

…five. 

(via haithisbeme)

clamjob:

i want to sit on a rooftop with you at 2 in the morning and listen to your favorite songs and talk about how pretty the stars are

(via arachnide)

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(via littlesprinkle)

blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

image

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